Who doesn't know this world-famous photo by Willie Ronis of a Parisien boy carrying a baguette?
Can you tell I'm a younger sister?
French people are content to walk around with their bread PRACTICALLY NAKED! Exposed to the air and to street polution with just a tiny paper "scarf" around it.
But why when I go in, the saleswoman, before I open my mouth, takes my baguette, neatly cuts it in half and sticks the cut ends into the bag so no bare bits are hanging out? Does she think I am a crazy-hygenic American?
Did I mention that everything tastes DIVINE!
French babies start training while still in their strollers.
Don't we want to pass as Parisians? Admit it. Here are some rules (regles) to follow:
1. Get on a line, any line.
2. Carry a loaf of bread under your arm, preferably naked (I mean the bread! not you).
3. Walk with a straight-legged stride.
4. Never run across the street. NEVER. Your straight-legged stride will get you there quickly and expediently. Plus drivers will see your baguette like a flashing headlight.
5. NEVER wear a hat even in the Artic temperatures (frequent in Paris).
6. You must wrap 9 yards of fabric around your neck at all times, but you've heard that one a million times.
Oh and try to keep your mouth shut (the biggest give-away)AND DON'T WEAR SNEAKERS!I overheard a saleswoman saying,
"I can always tell ze Americains by their shoes"
2. Carry a loaf of bread under your arm, preferably naked (I mean the bread! not you).
3. Walk with a straight-legged stride.
4. Never run across the street. NEVER. Your straight-legged stride will get you there quickly and expediently. Plus drivers will see your baguette like a flashing headlight.
5. NEVER wear a hat even in the Artic temperatures (frequent in Paris).
6. You must wrap 9 yards of fabric around your neck at all times, but you've heard that one a million times.
Oh and try to keep your mouth shut (the biggest give-away)AND DON'T WEAR SNEAKERS!I overheard a saleswoman saying,
"I can always tell ze Americains by their shoes"
7. And find a dog to drag around after you.
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BONJOUR MARDI!