Everyone knows this world famous photo by Willie Ronis of a Parisien boy carrying a baguette.
Gawd, you'd think with 6 baguettes under her arm, she's getting in supplies for a restaurant? Not the case in France. It's the norm to stock up for the day.
But why is it when I go in, the saleswoman before I open my mouth takes my baguette, neatly cuts it in half and sticks the cut ends into the bag so no bare bits are hanging out. How did she know I was a crazy-hygenic American? Was it the way I knotted my scarf?
Don't we all want to pass as Parisians? Admit it.
Here are some rules (regles):
1. Get on line, any line.
2. Carry a loaf of bread under your arm, preferably naked (I mean the bread! not you).
3. Walk with a straight-legged stride.
4. Never run across the street even if the light is red.
NEVER! Your straight-legged stride will get you quickly, expediently across the street. Plus drivers will see your baguette like a flashing headlight.
5. NEVER wear a hat even in Artic temperatures (frequent in Paris).
6. Wrap 9 yards of fabric around your neck at all times, but you've heard that before a million times.
Oh and try to keep your mouth shut (the biggest give-away)
AND DON'T WEAR SNEAKERS! (no longer true.)
2. Carry a loaf of bread under your arm, preferably naked (I mean the bread! not you).
3. Walk with a straight-legged stride.
4. Never run across the street even if the light is red.
NEVER! Your straight-legged stride will get you quickly, expediently across the street. Plus drivers will see your baguette like a flashing headlight.
5. NEVER wear a hat even in Artic temperatures (frequent in Paris).
6. Wrap 9 yards of fabric around your neck at all times, but you've heard that before a million times.
Oh and try to keep your mouth shut (the biggest give-away)
7. And find a dog to drag around.
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Err...this was a repost I didn't mean to repost.
C'est la vie.
C'est la vie.
Carol this is so funny!
ReplyDeleteBest line: ''Find a dog to drag around..."
Second best line: "Wrap 9 yards of fabric around your neck at all times..."
Merci for the first laughs of the day...
My favourites too. Smiling thanks to PB.
DeleteDear Carol,
ReplyDeleteNaked bread is good and so is putting it on the filthy table --you can tell I'm Euro-trash.
I'm so glad this is a repost - all those horrid winter coats!
Our chums in Paris lived near the 'tour FL' -AKA EYE-FULL Tower. Anyway, there was a boulangerie exactly downstairs from them...you could fall downstairs into the embrace of an embarrassment of baguettes.
Furious with Robert who had ordered new New Balance sneakers for Prague....should have ordered a Loden coat instead.
Merci, Carol, for these delights!
ReplyDeleteGoing around with a baguette half-naked is not different from having your face exposed. The air you breath is the same as the one that "touches" your baguette.
I just occurred to me that there must not be a "gluten free" diet rage in Paris.
ReplyDeleteAnd what of me??? And those, like me? Who _have_ to eat Gluten Free????? Have to!!!!! -sigh-
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ReplyDeleteGracious, inside the Le Moulin de la Vierge looks like the ambiance of our old (began at time of Civil War) family pharmacy. Real old tiles... Beautiful old wood counters... Etc. :-))))
And I too, would want my bread, wrapped. It may be chic to go around with half out it, sticking out, exposed to alllllll the elements. But... :-(
I'd buy one, to carry around. And one, cut/wrapped, like yours!!!
Tessa~
Hahahaha !
DeleteYou can never be French!
All our baguettes are half naked:)
ReplyDeleteI had a wee coat like the girls..Love them..
Never knew about the bread on the table not a bread plate..:)
Your posts are always great, but this one is SUPER great! I laughed and laughed --- and am already plotting my stiff-legged stride ---
ReplyDeleteIf you look carefully at the "baby" in the stroller, doesn't it look like a baguette stuffed into that snowsuit where the arm should be? :-)
ReplyDeleteThis two little girls look wonderful in their grey wool school coats! I dressed my only daughter in a black and white tweed one from.....can't remember the label....one of those old fashioned, classic clothes companies for children. She was teased by her classmates.
ReplyDeleteThat nutty, grainy baguette looks so delicious. I think I could easily live on bread alone, but with lots of butter. Why does everything French look so damn CHIC?
'At home you can put your bread wherever'
ReplyDeleteThe mouth is a good place.
Ohhh, this Baguette Stalker is my favorite. I enjoy all of your posts, Your photography is superb! I look at your posts more than once.
ReplyDeleteBeautiful photo essay. I love the theme & how you make it flow. I like how you worked kids into the post; who thought bread could be fun!
ReplyDeleteI would love one of those sandwiches right now :)
Nice job.....
I'm making notes! You are too funny, Carol. Great post, and I recognize the boulangerie on rue St. Dominque. ;-)
ReplyDeleteParis boulangeries OPEN today!
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....9 yards of fabric! That sounds about right! J'adore those cute little girls and their matching coats!
ReplyDeleteWonderful post!!! I shall be practicing my straight leg walking because my trip is only a week away :) You have told us of so many wonderful boulangeries and patisseries over the years I feel I should go back and plot them out on a map! I will continue to just stumble upon them though, because I am not that organized. Thank you for making us laugh :)))) And, I LOVE your report card!
ReplyDeleteStumble upon' is the Best way to find good things in Paris.
DeleteOther people's favs...Hmmm. Best to find your own.
Cool post as usual love You Carol make me dream Paris anytime and I miss the Ville Lumiere so much,my fav boulanger was in Passy .I was living near pont the Grenelle so sometimes with a sunny day I went up for a walk and I loved to stop for a breath in the Balzac's garden,entrance and visit free, and finally arriving to the main road.. full of pastry shops boulangerie and a nice road market in the morning ..
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I love this edition of PB... how people live, what they do, and how they are...I get the sense of the place, the people and the life itself!
ReplyDeleteI really like the way you "see" things...
Nice photo ! The best is still the smell of hot baguettes !
ReplyDeleteLove the way the French believe the baguette is impervious to contamination of any sort. We are so focused on sanitizing everything in our culture, it's quite a change. And I've never been ill, so I think they're on to something.
ReplyDeleteAlso, just opened your August letter (sometimes I save them for a special quiet time) and I was so charmed by the tomatoes as hot air balloons, very clever--also loved that you included the funny puppy and curious kitty. And of course, la Tour Eifel--wonderful letters!! Thank you so much.
--Nora in CT
The French are still there, so I guess quarter of a baguette exposed to the elements is hardly dangerous? :D
ReplyDeleteI loved the post (I love bread of all sorts), but I have to say that not wearing a hat in Paris is hardly an achievement in terms of human endurance... But it's easy for me to say up here quite near the arctic circle and having given up wearing hats around 18 years ago! (Except for the lovely little chic kind that cover practically nothing, of course)
LOVE, LOVE, LOVE! Brings back great memories of the bread lines at the boulangerie, pulling off that end of loaf, savoring everything!
ReplyDeleteWhat do you call those worker (baker) figurines. I need to scout for one of those on Ebay or something for my own baker boy, Rick, who was so moved by the bread in France he has started baking his own baguettes. Not QUITE the same, but better than anything you can get in the store here!
I love your rules! They had me in stitches! So funny!
ReplyDeleteI'd probably get shot because I always used to run across the street.
Re : the 6 baguette lady
Maybe she thought you were the carb or baguette police... which could explain the difficulty getting the pic... Imagine the stern words of the Baguette Officer-"Madam (insert name) you have been photographed on three ocassions buying TOO MANY BAGUETTES!".
I love baguette stalking too. Opportunity always abounds. So many boulangeries, so little time...
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