The Gelato Diet (or dieta) requires you... 
To eat THREE gelatos a day... 
Preferably in a conno or cone. And you MUST be in Italy. This regime works no where else. 
Where to get started? 
Look for giant colorful triple cone displays. 
It could be a sign... 
You will want to get to know your sizes:
Piccolo (small)
Media (medium)
Grande (BIG)
Gigante is also on offer. Doing a bit of comparison pricing is fub but as a rule this dieta will not break le banco
Please note sizes can often be displayed diagramatically...
Please note sizes can often be displayed diagramatically... 
If the cone is chopped off at the bottom not to worry. This will not effect weight loss. 
Getting to know your flavors is hard work - there are many! 
Have your Italian dessert and eat it too.
Be happy.
If you are Viennese, non problemo. 
Some people will only eat pistacchio, pistacchio... 
PISTACCHIO! 
Exercising on the Gelato Diet?
The answer is on the counter in 5 languages:
Il gelato da passeggio non puo essere consumato al tavolo! Grazie. Ice creams purchased at the bar may not be enjoyed sitting at the tables!
You must walk with your gelato - this is great exercise.
You will not be alone on The Gelato Diet.
There are many support members to team up with.
When do you get the sylph-like figure you've been dreaming of? Molto simplice. You MUST leave Italy. Go to Paris. No gelato tastes the same outside of Italy.
Going cold turkey/tacchino freddo is the way to fit into that Eres bathing suit. Where to get your Gelato in Venice?
Try: Fantasy, Il Gelatone, Il Pinguino, Da Nico, Alaska, El Todaro, Lo Squero, Suso, Millevoglie etc.
For the BEST gelato in the world you MUST go to Bologna to Sorbetteria Castiglione. Just 1 1/2 hours away by Eurostar train from Venice and well worth it!
BUON GIORNO Gelato Dieta!
